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The Chicago Bears Are Winning the Long Game by Three Touchdowns
Tired: capitalism. Wired: DRAFT capitalism.
Look, We're Sorry. We Need to Talk About Football. Something Happened.
We eventually get to video games. Eventually.
So Many Idiots Believe Chris Long's 2-Year-Old is On Twitter
The Philadelphia Eagles defensive end said that his two-year-old son became upset after *reading* a quote from Chris's brother Kyle, a guard for Chicago Bears, *on Twitter.*
NFL Players Got Creative With Tackling this Week
Houston Texans linebacker Jadaveon Clowney started pulling hair, while Chicago Bears linebacker Leonard Floyd went full-on WWE.
Packers Fan is Suing the Bears So He Can Wear Green Bay Gear on Field
A Packers fan, who is also the owner of 5 PSLs at Soldier Field, is suing the Bears because they won't let him wear his Green Bay gear for on-field season ticketholder experiences.
Bears WR Kevin White's Maserati Was Carjacked with Bump-And-Run Scheme
White's girlfriend was in the car when thieves bumped-and-ran off with the car.
Mitchell Trubisky's Twitter Account is Insanely Good
Mitchell Trubisky's Twitter account is a delight.
ANZACS Abroad: We Spoke To Kiwi NFL Player Paul Lasike
"As I do reflect back on it, I think to myself 'how did I make it out alive?' For some people, it's a killer."
ANZACS ABROAD: A Q&A with Kiwi NFL Player Paul Lasike
"As I do reflect back on it, I think to myself 'how did I make it out alive?' For some people, it's a killer."
Giving Mike Glennon $15 Million Is Not Crazy
A starting quarterback making $15 million in 2016 would have earned less than 23 other quarterbacks in the NFL.
Ahem, The Bears Would Really, Really Like To Trade Jay Cutler
The market for Jay Cutler is, uh, not great.