A post shared by Federica V. (@federica.vu) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:58am PDT
Here's the thing: when you come off the pill, your tits will shrink. Probably a whole cup size, if I'm honest. If they're anything like mine they'll start to resemble golden flame raisins with nipples. But, here's the thing: your sex drive is going to come back like a juggernaut; like a bullet train; like an avalanche; like a fire in your loins. So, don't worry that your tits no longer look like something that would get dusted with icing sugar and laid on someone's pillow. Just quit moaning and start boning.A post shared by Sarah Coghill (@sarahcoghill_photography) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:59am PDT
Stop the cage farming of pizza! We must let these beautiful beasts of dough and cheese roam free! Let them sleep on the grass and shit in the woods as Mother Nature intended! Break the cages! Let the pizza free!Pizza Credit: @freshman15 Tag a pizza lover
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TFW your blackberry pudding turns out to be a pile of cold fish eggs on raw flesh.
It's so nice when you're cheating husband makes that one big gesture to help you know for sure that he's banging his friend from the tennis club in your Vauxhall Astra while you work on your tax return.A post shared by Sonali Ghosh (@sugaretal) on Mar 17, 2017 at 2:56am PDT
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I don't know if that's a leg, a parsnip or a dog toy sticking out the top, but I do know that I would definitely like to taste it.A post shared by JULIUS LIM (@juliuslim) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:59am PDT
The best seafood I think I've ever eaten was out of a Portakabin by a train station in Oban, after walking and camping around the Hebrides for a week. We sat in the afternoon light, our noses sunburnt and our blisters throbbing, tucking into a small polystyrene tray of crab claws, prawns, and seafood sticks. It was pure heaven.A post shared by Alvin Susanto (@alvinssto) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:59am PDT
I like that, if you scaled this up, it would be a giant brown bath full of cabbages and hand-sized chunks of ham.A post shared by Tania Colamarino (@taniacolamarino) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:58am PDT
Mum! Can you tell Mandy to stop flopping her disgusting dildo all over my Magna Doodle? It's putting me off.A post shared by Anatomía del Gusto (@anatomiadelgusto) on Mar 17, 2017 at 6:55am PDT