A Pants-Shitting Dunk, A Pants-Shitting Touchdown Run, And The GIFs You Missed

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A Pants-Shitting Dunk, A Pants-Shitting Touchdown Run, And The GIFs You Missed

We're back with the best clips of the weekend. Stop on in; you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you might hurl.

Welcome back to the place where we scold you for being terrible sports fans and show you everything you missed over the weekend. Aren't you glad to be back? I know we are. This weekend, you missed a lot. For instance, it's almost certain that you missed Superman finally reveal himself to earth-dwellers. Why he chose a January game against Georgia Tech do do this, I don't know. But he's Superman, so you go fuck with him. There was also shit, and puke, and a broken rim. Let's get to it, then.

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This Dunk Should Not Have Been Possible

Like, what? He just…kept going up. If it weren't for this next GIF, I'd say this dunk might make you shit yourself.

Yeah, This Is Probably Poop

It happens, man. It happens.

More Gross Stuff In Sports!

Referee Mike Leggo puked all over the ice on Friday night, delaying the game and likely causing at least one other person in the building to throw up on sight. Probably one of the saps who had to clean it up.

Steven Adams And Nick Collison Creating Diamonds

So intense! And KD is just sort of hanging around waiting for them to end, so he can do his own pre-game ritual.

Foul Shot Breaks Rim

Note to rims: this is not how you are supposed to operate.

An Appreciation For The Ben Roethlisberger Pump Fake

Ben Roethlisberger is so good at this, that we've taken it for granted to the point where we almost forget all about it. But look at that GIF. It's pretty crazy how far he takes this fake and then brings it down. It's damn near indefensible.

Jon Jones Wins, Wins Some More

Jon Jones won in a unanimous decision against Daniel Cormier last night and sealed it with a Degeneration-X crotch-shot. All is as it should be.

Some Terrell Suggs Conspiracy Theorizing

Technical difficulties, or something more insidious? You decide.

Remembering Stuart Scott

Stuart Scott passed away Sunday morning at 49 years of age and we collected a couple of the tributes from his friends and colleagues. ESPN put together a great video, which you can check out here, and this is Rich Eisen barely keeping it together to say goodbye to his friend.

Who Needs a Laugh?

#ColtsNation Sergio Brown sums up the feeling in the locker room #CINvsINDhttps://t.co/FQR2upiJNC

— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) January 4, 2015

Everyone? Good. This'll do the trick.