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The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:– [Sharp rise in self-harm reported in mental health units in England
](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/apr/01/sharp-rise-self-harm-nhs-mental-health-units-england)– Jeremy Corbyn criticised for attending radical Jewish event
– Firm appeals to make new blue British passports in the UK, not France
– Women too modest to host 'Have I Got News For You', Hislop claims
– Teenage girl shot dead in Tottenham, North London
– Sexual misconduct by UK universities is rife, research suggests
– Meanwhile, students demand UK universities take action against racism
– Social media related to violence by young people, say experts
– One-stop shops set up to speed up cancer diagnosis
– Murdoch proposes Sky News sale to Disney