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Oldman Jason Witten Stiff Arms Real Great

It's like watching a drunk dad mow kids down in a parish picnic football game.

Dallas tight end Jason Witten is 34, and is hitting a wonderful stride 'late' in his life. In fact, he might be the only likable thing about the Cowboys right now. This is the dude who has missed one game out of 212 NFL games possible in his 13+ year tenure—he had a broken jaw his rookie year, but got a plate put in and played the next week. Look at him exhibit such raw oldman strength, as he bonks the hell out of this little Bengal trying to get in his way. It's like watching a drunk dad mow kids down at a parish picnic football game. Don't ever quit, Jason.

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