Hello, my fellow conservatrons! In a great big win for all of us on the Right, the most glorious and wonderful news of all time has emerged from Congress: the 1994 Violence Against Women Act might not be reauthorized! Hooray! Huzzah! It's yet another victory for us small-government types who hate big-government waste and nanny state legislation like, you know, a historically popular bill that protected women and girls from getting the shit beaten out of them by unknown predators and intimate partners alike.
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