Greg Hardy Has a Shitty Rap Video, Could Be Dumbest Man in America

Greg Hardy is a piece of work. Hardy was convicted of two counts of assault and communicating threats after brutally beating his girlfriend at the time and throwing her on a pile of assault rifles. At trial, his girlfriend testified, "He looked me in my eyes and he told me he was going to kill me…I was so scared I wanted to die. When he loosened his grip slightly, I said just, 'Do it. Kill me.'" On appeal, the victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors and they felt her vivid testimony was necessary to the case and so the conviction was overturned.

It's worth going over that again because Greg Hardy is back after his four-game suspension for making a woman so scared she would prefer death to whatever else Hardy was offering—i.e. "conduct detrimental to the league." He is currently trying his hardest to show that he is, at best, the dumbest person in America. At worst, Hardy seems nearly sociopathic. By now you've probably seen the quotes from Hardy about Tom Brady and his wife Gisele Bündchen—and, mystifyingly, Blake Bortles's significant other was offered up by another reporter as well—but let's refresh, shall we?

Great, great stuff, Dude Convicted of a Crazy-Ass Assault on His Girlfriend That Was Later Overturned On a Technicality. This is the first thing he's said after nearly two years of silence. And now, today TMZ has the full video of a really, really bad rap video Hardy made during his hiatus. Gunfire and strippers play a heavy role. Everything about it is bad—the whole thing is basically a three-minute ad for the size of his dick—but the worst part is just how unapologetic it is.

The name of the song is literally "I'm Just Me." He filmed this in 2014 after he was convicted—clips from the set surfaced about a year ago—and some of the lyrics include "It'll be a cold day in hell before your girl tries to play me." It's kind of amazing, really. In the immediate wake of this horrible ordeal, he wasn't walking on eggshells; he was throwing them on the ground and dancing on them. I'm the guy who who throws his girlfriend in a bathtub, chokes her, and makes her wish she were dead. Take it or leave it, losers.

The last thing anyone in the world needs right now is this dude with a microphone in his face. He's either too stupid, or too thoughtless to care about what anyone thinks of him.