fidget spinners
The Best Anti-Stress Toys for Squeezing Away the Existential Anxiety
The stress is real, but what comes after the fidget spinner? Kinetic sand, food-shaped squeezables, and a forever ball sack.
I Spent an Entire Day in a Mall Food Court
Breakfast, lunch and dinner inside the belly of America's disappearing mall culture.
The Fidget Spinner Phone Is the Worst Thing Since the Fidget Spinner
It's the size of your palm, it can make texts and calls, and it's definitive proof that the world is now a bad place.
Matt Ox Is the 12-Year-Old Fidget-Spinning Rapper About to Blow
In this episode of Noisey Raps, we catch up with the viral sensation from Philadelphia—and his mom—before a performance with Chief Keef.
No, There's No Anthony Scaramucci Revenge Porn
The viral story is just unfunny satire. Is that so wrong?
Russians Think Fidget Spinners Are the New Opiate of the Masses
Spinners are likely a "form of hypnosis" being used to "zombify" people, according to a Russian news report.
The VICE Morning Bulletin
Trump Jr. met Russian for scoop on Clinton, Turkish oppo leader completes 25-day protest march, laptop ban lifted on two Middle Eastern airlines, and more.
I Became a Fidget Spinner to Try to Understand Fidget Spinning
I couldn't fathom why so many people had fallen for the craze. Then I fell in love with it.
Reality, Fiction, and the $178 Rick Owens Fidget Spinner
Does it matter if the $178 Rick Owens Fidget Spinner is real or not? Not in this topsy-turvy world!
Australia's Teens Hate Smoking and Drinking, Study Finds
The results of our national drug and alcohol survey are not lit.
I Tried to Use a Fidget Spinner as a Sex Toy but I Promise I'm OK
A lot of my friends graduated from medical school this year.