GUIDES
The Expert's Guide to Pool Party Etiquette
Lotion, latex, and loungers—here's everything you need to know to make sure your next poolside soiree goes off with a splash.
The Definitive Differences Between Real Writers and Fucking Fakes
Do: be depressed as fuck. Don't: accept edits.
The Seven Deadly Sins of Clubbing
A quick refresher on how to behave on a night out without making yourself look like a total twat.
DIY Venues Need Better OpSec: A Guide
Underground community spaces must build threat models to survive the age of social media surveillance. Here's how.
Can You Tell if a Health Story Is Total BS?
Apply these tests the next time your uncle shares a Breitbart link.
Some Movies to Go See at Rooftop Cinema This Month Because Goddamnit, it's Summertime
Why would you not want to feel the breeze while drinking some sort of cocktail situation?
Why You Can’t Stop Waking Up in the Middle of the Night
Prolonged restlessness can have a profound effect on your body.
Massage Tips to Survive a Snow-In
Save yourself (or each other) from winter madness with a strategic rubdown.
How to Quit Drinking
It's like saying goodbye to an old friend who's been stealing your money and eating your chips.