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An Appreciation of All the Bops About Hooking Up on Grindr
From Miss Benny to Britney Spears, here's a comprehensive list of songs about sending a location, pulling up, then doing that thing.
The Horniest Things That Happened in 2018
Reflections on the thirstiest moments of this year, including the Hot Duck, bisexual lighting, and, of course, a certain tweet about Beto.
An Incredibly Horny Dolphin Is Terrorizing Swimmers at a French Beach
The local mayor banned swimming after the animal started rubbing himself on kayaks.
Paul McCartney Is Back and He's Hornier Than Ever
Macca is a shagger on his new song which is absolutely, definitely called "Fuh You."
'Yoku's Island Express' Is Metroid Plus Pinball, And It's Sooooooooooo Good
You're not the only one who didn't know this game existed. Let's fix that.
A Pastor Wanted Nicki Minaj's Ass, And Now He Has an Ass Full of Problems
Think before you comment, especially if you're a man of God publicly airing your fantasies before millions on social media.
The ‘Most Eligible Bachelor’ on Tinder Is This Endangered Male White Rhino
Swipe right on Sudan, the last northern white rhino stud on the planet.
Ramps and Goat Cheese Are Best Paired with Online Dating
Spring is here! That means it's time to head down to the farmer's market, pick up some ramps and goat cheese, and mix them both together before hopping on OKCupid or Tinder for some springtime lovin'.
Louis van Gaal Wants Manchester United to be "Horny" for Soccer
Get frisky out there, Manchester United.