made up holidays
I Celebrated Every Made Up Internet Day for an Entire Week
“Carpe diem” means “annoy everyone around you.”
Maya Angelou Is the Reason We Need International Whores’ Day
International Whores' Day, the most necessary holiday you’ve never heard of, is on Monday. In honor of Maya Angelou, let's take this opportunity to finally deal with the fact that she had sex for money. She seemed to have dealt with it just fine.
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement