Ryan Seacrest

  • Fs All Around

    If the internet were a person, that person would be unbearable. He—and it would be a he—would, for one thing, be masturbating furiously, constantly. He would give you fake car-insurance rates, and, if you happened to meet him in the last two weeks, he...

  • The Anatomy of an Oscars Joke

    The punchline is Ryan Seacrest's angry sea serpent face.

  • The Hangover News

    Tens of thousands of Russians held hands this weekend, but you were too busy drinking Russian to notice.

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