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  • Michael Phelps: White Trash Hero

    Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian of all time, is a white trash hero. He may also be the first Global Wigger. As we all know, wiggers are the coolest people in the world and can be considered white trash. Unlike most swimmers, Phelps brings...

  • What Kids Say - Would You Rather?

    Would You Rather was my favorite parlor game where we’d to try to out-torture each other on Poker Night. It’s a Sophie’s Choice. You had to pick one. The worst I ever got is someone made me choose Would I Rather have sex with Michael Jackson or my...

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