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THIS WEEK ONLINE – Scientists: '90 seconds 'til the End'
Plus: the truth about Australian fine dining, M&M's "Spokescandies" murdered, don't be a bootlicker
FedEx Support Employee on Twitter: Sorry We Lost Your Dead Body
FedExHelp on Twitter thought it could solve a three year old mystery through support tweets.
QAnon Is Selling NFTs Now
Ron Watkins of QAnon fame is selling screenshots of his tweets as NFTs, but says it's definitely not a grift.
JD Vance Is Deleting All His Anti-Trump Tweets
The Never Trump Republican wants Ohio voters to forget he was ever a Never Trump Republican.
Twitter's Fleets Are a Mess Nobody Asked For
The latest Twitter feature is ephemeral posts that work exactly like Instagram's expiring "stories"—but on Twitter, they open up a new world of abuse.
Nicki Minaj Thinks She Should Delete Twitter From Her Phone
After calling out ex-boyfriend Meek Mill on Twitter this week, the Queens rapper says she's happier when she's not on social media.
The Only Thing Worse Than Brand Twitter Is Horny Brand Twitter
Netflix asked companies to tweet "something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account," and now we are in hell.
Our 'Hot Girl Summer' Is a Sweaty Mess, but at Least We Can Enjoy the Memes
Sunburned? Sticky? Filled with existential dread? These memes might help you feel less alone.
Trump jokes that Elizabeth Warren should do campaign commercial where U.S. massacred Sioux women and children
"If Elizabeth Warren, often referred to by me as Pocahontas, did this commercial from Bighorn or Wounded Knee instead of her kitchen, with her husband dressed in full Indian garb, it would have been a smash!” the president tweeted.
This Woman's Viral Run-in with Nic Cage in Italy Is Pure as Hell
He said he didn't even know his movie had won a Golden Globe.