Nearly a year ago, the team here at Broadly was blessed with a slew of bot-generated headlines almost too perfect for our site. To name a few:After we finished laughing at them, I must admit we were slightly concerned: Who was this so-called bot and why was it capable of doing our jobs better than us? Skateboarding on a vibrator? A feminist dog saving girls from homelessness?? Click, click, click! Would we soon be replaced by a genius algorithm with its finger on the pulse of our ethos?Luckily, almost a year later, I’m happy to report that Broadly’s employees are still indeed humans. However, after Paul Glenn, the mastermind behind the Broadly headline bot (and VICE’s Senior Data Analyst on our global business analytics team), shared the algorithm’s latest creations, we were feeling uneasy all over again.
- Nice Day for a Sexual Relationship
- The Juggalo Rapper Who Sang on a Man for Farting
- The Feminist Terrier Pawing Her Way to Map and Find Girls at Risk of Homelessness
- Learning to Skateboard When You're on Your Vibrator?
- Before the Paleo Diet, Walt Whitman Took a Dick Pic
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- Men in Hollywood Ready to Take the Perfect Nude
- How Doctors Gaslight Women into Haunting Sculptures
- Lazy and Foolish Men Still Fail to Realize How Much the Super Blue Blood Moon Will Ruin Your Life, Astrologically Speaking
- The Creative, Subversive Ways People Are Insufferable Babies Who Need to Know About Brett Kavanaugh's Anti-Choice Record
- Statue of Liberty Protester Could Face Up to Extremely Intense Orgasms
- Training My First Crush
- Bigots Are Donating Thousands to Keep Stalking Victims Safe?
- The Infuriating Hubris of Men Who Are Heavily Tattooed Body Pillows
- Broadly Call-In: We Want to Get Over Your Ex
- Winona Ryder Is the Unbearably Stubborn Hedonist of the Viking Reenactment Scene, in Photos
- The Point in Your Butt
- How to Eat Out a Non-Op Trans Woman Running for US Office Than Ever Before
- The Candidate Who Plans to Be a Space to Let Loose Online
- A Safe, Effective Birth Control With Your Partner Smells