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Manchas Is the World's Best Dancing Cow

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Every day at 4:20 PM, Instagram's Official Sean Penn tells us the 4:20 Moment of the Day.

Manchas is the hype man for some Mexican dairy company, and he is the best dancing cow I have ever seen in my entire life. He's hypnotizing, extremely sensual, and very inspiring.

He's in control of his moves and my mind.

Note the use of a tail-spinning mechanism around 1:27 and the full-body death drop at 1:58. He's on fire. Lots of sexual energy. Why am I so turned on right now?

Literally: Multiple dancing cows are greater than one dancing cow.