This Fourth of July weekend, most Americans will take take the opportunity to set off fireworks and char some dogs on the grill. Realistically, a large subset of that group will take advantage of the ear-deafening noise to hide the euphoric shrieks elicited from making the beast with two backs.Ignoring the Kool-Aid stains, egg salad that's been sitting out in the sun for a couple hours too long, and the omnipresent chafing thighs, there's nothing more American than getting rowdy in the hay on America's Independence Day with a red-blooded conquest bred on Grade A USDA beef. While most spend their Fourth of July BBQ scarfing various meat products, some have gone above and beyond the call of duty to celebrate America's birthday with a bang. When asked for their most patriotic sexual experiences, these true Americans (and one South African) rose to the occasion. All names have been changed.
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