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Meet the Porn Star Giving Veterans Blowjobs to Thank Them for Their Service

Jenny Jizz is honoring Veterans Day by letting military servicemen see fireworks.

This Veterans Day, Florida's legendary Sausage Castle is thanking our former servicemen with what they really want: sex.

"You can pat them on the back and say thank you for your service and stuff, or you can get them drunk and give them a blow job," says Mike Busey, the founder of the Sausage Castle in Orlando, Florida. "They just want to forget about the shit they had to do over there."

The 51st most famous person in Orlando is honoring our veterans with a dinner, drinks, and grand finale facial. He respects veterans' service. Whether they enlisted for noble reasons or for financial security, he says, "they had to the balls to sign the paper to go over there."

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If they went to war seeking financial security, they're fucked. Veterans are overrepresented in the homeless population of the United States. According to the US Congress Annual Homeless Assessment Report, an estimated 49,933 veterans are homeless. Poor funding of veteran's affairs hospitals has also lead to long wait times and untreated health issues like Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Over the years, many veterans have lived at the Sausage Castle. The party house offers veterans priority housing and access to all the Castle's parties. Busey can't offer them professional mental health care, but his wayward lifestyle gives them something else: acceptance.

"Every year I do something with the veterans out of appreciation and respect for their service," he says. In the past, Busey would invite veterans who followed him on social media to send him their contact information, and he would order them food from their local pizza shops. He says he would rack up 500 to 1,000 dollars in charges from New York, North Carolina, Japan, Hawaii—wherever.

"This year, I wanted to step it up a little bit," he said. In Sausage-speak, "stepping it up" means bringing in Jenny Jizz, the self-proclaimed "wife of the cum artist" to let our former men in uniform ejaculate on her face.

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Busey met Jizz last month at his Halloween party. In the center of the dance floor, she began sucking people off, with her husband right next to her taking photos. "She just started blowing dudes and letting them come on her face. Literally in my living room," Busey said. "I'm a pretty liberated free spirit, and even I was slightly shocked."

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If you can shock Mike Busey, you've made it in the freak department. Busey prides himself on his ability to father a raucous foster home for misfits and beatniks, famous for its Juggalo Gatherings and weird party antics like shooting eggs into buttholes. After Halloween, he teamed up with Jizz to plan the Castle's Veterans Day celebration. "I was basically like, 'Hey you're suckin' dicks for free. Why don't you suck dicks for a noble cause?'" Busey says.

If enough people show up on time to his event, Busey says, he'll take them to Medieval Times, a touristy "dinner and entertainment" experience in Central Florida. He will feed them, get them drunk, and take them back to the Sausage Castle, where "for the grand finale, this lady that refers to herself as Jenny Jizz is going to take care of their sexual desires."

In an interview, Jizz tells Broadly she will blow as many veterans as show up. She's new to the business, a middle-aged porn star with a day job. Her speciality is facials, and she and her husband of 27 years see this as a hobby rather than a financial venture.

"It's just fun," Jizz says. "When it comes to cum, I'm so excited." She says she has discretion to turn anyone down who is too hairy or smelly, but is looking forward to the pro-bono work. "I think it'll give [the veterans] stress relief and a new sex drive," she says.

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Twenty-seven-year-old Rowdy Rob doesn't need a new sex drive, but the veteran is looking forward to tomorrow nonetheless. He's lived at the Sausage Castle for over five years and witnessed Jizz's Halloween performance, and he believes she will top Halloween. "I've seen this lady in action," he says.

Rob served in Afghanistan for a year after high school. Although he doesn't regret going to war, he says it caused mental health issues for him. "It's a lot to put on a person to be out of their day-to-day routine for a year straight," he says. "I had next to no contact with anyone. For almost two years after I got back, I was just pretty much social awkward." He returned back to his home Texas and rode BMX until an accident forced him into the hospital for a craniotomy. Recovered, he now rides his bikes in peace at the Sausage Castle. He says he still struggles in the aftermath of returning from the war, but Mike and the Sausage Castle treat him well. "It's amazing, what [Mike] would do for someone else," he says

Busey's housed veterans with anger issues, PTSD, and alcoholism. Former marines have destroyed the house when angry, but Busey understands where they're coming from. He says, "Every single veteran I know has always had a problem with the VA." Rob, for instance, claims he should be getting paid every month but he's not. "You start school, and then they don't pay you until about two months after you start school," he says. "You really can't support themselves for two months." Pushed out by a poorly funded system, the veterans take refuge in Busey's non-traditional family home.

"I just try to be a friend to them," Busey says. "Hopefully, behind all the jizz and beer, people will understand that I'm truly trying to give veterans an experience and the respect and the thanks that they deserve."