Every night at the castle-themed Excalibur Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, a group of Australian men strip for women in an all-male revue called the Thunder From Down Under. The men are all buff, but their bodies differ, ranging from shaved armpits to hairy chests. They tear their clothes off to songs like Michael Jackson's "They Don't Care About Us" and LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem." And, as male feminists, they do it for women.
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"When we first arrived, we were the very first male revue to be in Las Vegas with a permanent residency," explains Matthew, a 42-year-old dancer who has performed in the show for 16 years. "It gave women a chance to have an outlet that men have had for many, many years. It is empowering."At the end of each show, a performer will bring an elderly woman onto the stage. When I watch the show, a dancer named Kurt—who also serves as the house MC—brings up an old lady wearing leather boots and a shirt that says, "CHIC HAPPENS." Ginuwine's "Pony" plays, and the dancer mounts her. He grabs her boobs; she motions to him with her fingers. Kurt French kisses her, grabs her hand, and puts it his pants.
Although the show starts with a video of Gene Simmons calling the dancers "male strippers," the show's publicist Penny routinely tells me that the men identify as "performers who strip.""We're not sleazy," Penny says. "We don't do what's called 'Hot Seat Reviews,' where they stimulate oral sex or flip the girls upside down."Penny is an elderly woman with red hair. Backstage, she tells me she used to work as an investigative reporter during the years when the Mafia ran Las Vegas. She wears a beautiful furry black hat. ("It's a hat day," she explains.) She bought the hat years ago and wants to find a designer to create her a replica. I promise her I will ask a gay in New York to design her one and then ask her about the show. I like her a lot. If I'm ever a male dancer (which I probably never will be, but who knows), I hope she is my handler.
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In the green room, Penny lists the charities the dancers do work for: "[Disability organization] Opportunity Village, Susan G. Komen, cancer, autism, multiple sclerosis, NSPCA—we did a bowling thing with them," she says. "We are part of a community."The men, though, are sitting around me in black tank tops and skin-tight jeans, so I don't think that much about the dancers saving puppies or doing charity work for autistic kids. I just look at their booties. Especially the booty of Aidan, a tan dancer with a buzz cut and tribal tattoos. I love tribal tattoos. I love them nearly as much as I love white boys with neck tattoos.My lust seems inappropriate (I'm a journalist), so I ask the boys how audience members should behave at an all-male nude revue.
Dress like a bachelorette
Don't grab dancers' dingleberries
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Don't flash
Bring your husband
Most guys that come to the show, to be honest with you—and it's probably the biggest compliment we get—have a really good time because they think the show's funny, it's nothing like what they expect. Guys have a lot of energy and a lot of fun, and that translates. The guys will come up after the show and go, 'I brought my wife, but I just had the best time watching the girls' reactions. It was so funny.' That's the typical reaction from the guys."
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- Matthew
Don't act like an Australian
Fall in love
Don't scratch the dancers
Don't push dancers off the table
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