Scorpio, December 2016

On December 2, Mercury enters Capricorn and lights up the sector of your chart that rules communication. Capricorn is a straightforward and down-to-earth energy, so this will bring a sense of practicality and confidence to your conversations—at least until the Mercury retrograde begins on December 19. Mercury retrogrades have a terrible reputation: They're known for bringing miscommunications and delays. They're horrible times to make important purchases, like travel tickets or electronics. Cell phones get lost, e-mails are sent to the wrong recipient (make sure you're sexting the right person, Scorpio), and keys get thrown out with the trash during Mercury retrograde.

This isn't a great time to sign contracts or have important discussions. But Mercury retrograde isn't entirely bad—it's good for picking up old projects and conversations. It's a time to pause and reflect on where you've been, instead of pushing ahead.

Sweet Venus enters cool Aquarius on December 7, bringing blessings to the home and family sector of your chart. You're in the mood to curl up on the couch with your loved ones and binge-watch something good (no trash TV for you while Venus is in Aquarius—your mind will be hungry for art and knowledge during this time).

Venus is the planet of love, beauty, money, and harmony, but you'll be in a quiet, private mood—entertaining at home will be much more appealing to you than bar hopping, and issues concerning security and stability will be on your mind. Aquarius is the sign of innovation, and you know some changes need to be made in your personal life. What will you take action around, Scorpio?

December 13 brings the full moon in Gemini, which will illuminate an incredibly psychic and intimate sector of your chart. You're psychic as fuck, but when you don't want to believe something is true, you can be pretty good at ignoring the facts. Gemini, the sign of knowledge, won't let you hide from the truth; instead, it will show it to you in full detail.

This full moon will bring up many sensitive issues—everything from sex to financial stuff like inheritances or debts. Full moons are tiring and emotional, but when this one is over, you will have a fresh perspective that will help you move forward in your life, especially in your more intimate relationships.

Your ruling planet, Mars, enters fellow Water sign Pisces on December 19, which will energize you to have more fun. Your sex life will definitely enjoy a boost during this time, and if you've been feeling uninspired or too exhausted to work on your art, warrior planet Mars in creative Pisces will definitely help you out.

Saturn in Sagittarius connects with Uranus in Aries on December 24, bringing you some unexpected support concerning money or work. Serious Saturn in Sagittarius has been pushing you to be more mature about your finances, but you've been worried that a lucky break won't come your way. Today it could! Whether or not money's on your mind, this is also a good time to reflect on security and self-worth in general.

Jupiter in Libra opposes Uranus in Aries on December 26. This will definitely be one of the most intense days of the month, Scorpio, so mark it in your calendar! Jupiter is the planet of exaggeration and expansion, while Uranus seeks freedom—sometimes through rebellion or explosive means. When these two planets clash, we can expect surprises and drama.

Secrets you've hidden (even from yourself) or anything that's been hidden from you will come to the surface when Jupiter and Uranus face off. This will also be an important time to keep up with your responsibilities. Ways that you shoot yourself in the foot around getting shit done will become very clear to you now.

You're also hungry for more freedom, and right now, Scorpio, that means you being able to have more down time. Solitude and silence will be priceless to you. Go off on a quiet retreat if you can—you're craving time alone. It will benefit your mind and body. Emotional stress has a real effect on the body, and feeling trapped by your responsibilities will slowly chip away at your wellbeing.

The Sun enters Capricorn on December 21: It's the winter solstice! This is the darkest time of year—almost as dark as your soul, little scorpion. Soon after this, we have a new moon in Capricorn on December 29. Brighter times are ahead; new moons bring new beginnings, and this one will bring news.

Will it be new news? Probably not: Mercury is retrograde, so a missed message or connection from the past will likely come your way. Whatever happens, your mind will feel refreshed as a result of this new moon in Capricorn.