We consulted astrologers on how each sign can get as high as the stars. Read about the other signs here.Aries are powerful, confident rams who know what they want. They like high-quality strains, and understand that they deserve the fine things in life. They’re not interested in your step dad’s bud that he grew in his backyard. An Aries will have designer weed strains from the dispensary with respectable THC and CBD levels, and somebody probably gave it to them as a gift in an effort to get their attention."Aries always have to have the best," astrologer Lisa Stardust says. That being said, Aries is a scrappy sign who can get what they want regardless of how much money is in the bank. So if they want weed, but don’t have the financial means, they will absolutely grow their own bud, and they’ll be infuriatingly good at it, too. "If an Aries is going to smoke pot they're going to do it big," says horoscope writer Randon Rosenbohm.Aries are natural leaders and like having their wits about them, so if they’re stoners, they’ll avoid anything that gives them couch lock. But just because they like nice things doesn’t mean that they can’t have a good time. Aries is one of the most fun signs to blaze with, as they tend to be hilarious. Their leadership abilities make them the person at the party (that they’re likely hosting) who tells jokes that leave the whole crew bent over cackling. "[Aries are] definitely funny people to smoke with, especially for any air-heavy folks who are too in their head to enjoy their high. An Aries could help them snap out of it with some quick wit and adventure," Rosenbohm says.While the bright-eyed ram might partake in an uplifting sativa when they’ve got shit to do, even Aries people need to calm down sometimes. It depends on the individual, and balance is crucial. Some Aries may find stimulating strains increase anxiety, and there prefer things like CBD oil, which works more like a calming medicine instead of giving you a heady high."They're the youngest in the zodiac, leading them to be loud, proud, and rambunctious. Give them a calming strain please,” cautions astrologer Caitlin McGarry. So if you’re reading this because you’re in love with an Aries, and they asked you to bring them an intense sativa, play mommy and throw in a calming hybrid as well. Aries people love presents.Stoner Superlative: Most likely to hog a joint to tell a storyBest Strain: New York City Diesel (60% sativa-dominant hybrid)Worst Strain: schwag (shitty weed)Best Way to Get High: A pristinely rolled jointBest High Activity: Host a dinner partyRecommended Product: Kush Queen CBD Lit Kit or the House of Puff Lit Kit
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