Getting Out of Bed
Why Do So Many Adult Men Keep Their Mattresses On The Floor?
Despite most bed frames costing less than a month's worth of cold brews, there appears to be an epidemic of grown-ass men refusing to hoist their mattresses onto one. We investigate.
No One Should Get Plus-Ones to Weddings
If you suspect that someone would bail on your wedding if they couldn’t bring a buffer human, this person doesn’t like you enough to be at your wedding.
The New Breakup Equation: How Long It Will Take to Get Over Your Ex
I tried to come up with a new equation, as simple as I could make it, to calculate how long it actually takes to get over your ex.
I Need Medication to Treat My Mental Illness. Why Can't People Accept That?
At 27, a decade into taking medication for depression and anxiety, I'm used to strangers telling me that I should try yoga or do breathing exercises instead. But I'm certain my life would be far worse without meds.
I Tried the Royal Wedding Themed Sex Toys Because I’m Subversive
Congrats, Meghan and Harry.
What It's Like to Ride a $2,000 Vibrating 'Sex Machine'
As sex tech becomes teenier and teenier, I wonder: Is bigger actually better?
A Beginner's Guide to Getting into Nipple Play
The road to maximized nipple pleasure is paved with lube and rotating hand motions.
No Love Is as Pure as the Love Between Frank and Charlie on 'It's Always Sunny'
Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds live in squalor and sleep "butt to butt" on a pull-out couch. Their relationship is steadfast, sincere, and more aspirational than any other depicted on TV.
Valentine’s Day Is for Masturbating
A petition to rebrand this tedious holiday.
I Confronted the Men Who Sent Me Unsolicited Dick Pics
Not that I recommend doing it, or even having conversations with men at all.
The Best Sex Adventures I Had in 2017—for the Sake of Journalism
It's been one hell of a year.
Give Yourself the Gift of a Sloppy Hometown Hook-Up This Holiday Season
Sometimes, sealing the deal with the bro who religiously farted in pre-calculus is just the Christmas gift you needed.
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