Mira Gonzalez

Columnist

Books

Two Women Hell Bent on Destroying 'Infinite Jest' in Bizarre Ways Join Forces

Turning David Foster Wallace's acclaimed novel into lasagna, eggs, and a cool outfit is better than reading it, writer Mira Gonzalez and comedian Jamie Loftus learned.
Mira Gonzalez
7.12.17
Weed Week

Reviewing a 'Cheech and Chong' Movie While Extremely Stoned and on Painkillers

In honor of 4/20, I decided to pay tribute to America's favorite stoners by reviewing "Up In Smoke" while taking bong rips and, incidentally, codeine that I was prescribed because I have a compressed nerve in my neck.
Mira Gonzalez
4.20.17
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Women Really Can Have It All: I Got High and Drunk by Beer Bonging Weed Beer

Because I am insane, the chemical magic performed on my body from one weed beer was not enough for me. Not only did I need more, I needed it faster. Here's a run-down of how it went, complete with a recipe for your own weed-infused beer.
Mira Gonzalez
3.4.16
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Consider the Pothead: I Smoked Weed out of 'Infinite Jest'

After constructing pipes and bongs out of various household items—including David Foster Wallace's postmodern masterpiece, turning 20 this week—I realized that I, too, am a creative genius.
Mira Gonzalez
2.19.16
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What Happens When You Drink an Entire Bottle of Weed Lube

After suffering chronic yeast infections for years, I thought all-natural THC lubricant would be the answer to my prayers. Instead, it put me in the depths of a hell of my own making.
Mira Gonzalez
2.5.16
party girl

Grandma Snorts Cocaine, Suggests I Date My Cousins at Family Christmas Party

Party Girl is a bi-monthly fan fiction column. From a darkened corner of her bedroom in Los Angeles, Mira Gonzalez fantasizes about all the hottest parties in New York.
Mira Gonzalez
12.24.15
party girl

Tumblr Power Users Pretend to Eat Burgers at Shake Shack Soiree

Party Girl is a bi-monthly fan fiction column. From a darkened corner of her bedroom in Los Angeles, Mira Gonzalez fantasizes about all the hottest parties in New York.
Mira Gonzalez
12.12.15
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Old Rich People Who Like Art Enjoy an Art Party

Party Girl is a bi-monthly fan fiction column. From a darkened corner of her bedroom in Los Angeles, Mira Gonzalez fantasizes about all the hottest parties in New York.
Mira Gonzalez
11.12.15
party girl

Non-Witch Martha Stewart Attends Annual Witch Convention in Bushwick

Party Girl is a bi-monthly fan fiction column. From a darkened corner of her bedroom in Los Angeles, Mira Gonzalez fantasizes about all the hottest parties in New York.
Mira Gonzalez
10.28.15
Rihanna

Rihanna Floated Angelically Above Everyone at the 'Vogue' Paris Anniversary Fête

Party Girl is a bi-monthly fan fiction column. From a darkened corner of her bedroom in Los Angeles, Mira Gonzalez fantasizes about all the hottest parties in New York.
Mira Gonzalez
10.14.15
party girl

Susan Sarandon Gets Lost, Wu-Tang Clan Member Sobs at 'Spin' Anniversary Party

Party Girl is a bi-monthly fan fiction column. From a darkened corner of her bedroom in Los Angeles, Mira Gonzalez fantasizes about all the hottest parties in New York.
Mira Gonzalez
9.30.15
party girl

Mariah Carey Parties at the World Trade Center During New York Fashion Week

Party Girl is a bi-monthly fan fiction column. From a darkened corner of her bedroom in Los Angeles, Mira Gonzalez fantasizes about all the hottest parties in New York.
Mira Gonzalez
9.16.15
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