Monica Heisey

tv

Rejected Show Concepts by the Creators of 'The Young Pope'

From hot babies to talking cigarettes, we imagine the ideas writers vetoed before settling on "The Young Pope."
Monica Heisey
1.9.17
Canada

This Canada Day, We Celebrate Justin Trudeau for Being Extremely Hot

Since electing the Face That Launched A Thousand Listicles, everything in Canada is perfect.
Monica Heisey
7.1.16
Books

Skewering Foodie Culture with the Woman Behind 'BoJack Horseman'

In "Hot Dog Taste Test," cartoonist Lisa Hanawalt hilariously reflects on pop culture, food, and, of course, horses.
Monica Heisey
6.5.16
Books

Please Read This Excerpt from My Important Male Sex Novel

A Male Writer shares a few select passages from his upcoming novel, "Boned," which bravely tackles the oft-ignored subject of an older man who wants to have sex with young women.
Monica Heisey
4.19.16
Humor

Trendy Body Parts for When You're Tired of Butts

I'm not here to argue that butts aren't great. But what happens when society is post-butt?
Monica Heisey
3.23.16
Sex

How to Break Up With Someone You Were Only Dating Because It Was Cold Outside

The entire appeal of a winter boyfriend or girlfriend is their willingness to lie in a semi-prone position near you with chips on their face while watching "The Wire" for hours. Here's how to rid yourself of them now that spring is approaching.
Monica Heisey
3.16.16
Humor

Symmetrical Eyeliner and My Other Outlandish Fantasies

I go into a store and try on a pair of pants and nothing about the experience makes me wish I was dead, and I never have to send an email again.
Monica Heisey
3.7.16
Humor

The Woman Who Read the Whole Internet

It all started at a party, when someone asked her, "Did you see the 'New Statesman''s response to that Taylor Swift tweet about the 'n+1' piece on listicle culture?"
Monica Heisey
2.24.16
Humor

Stay Thin, You Idiot: How To Prepare For Your Wedding

All you need is money, know-how, and a love of jars.
Monica Heisey
2.14.16
Humor

Totally Normal Questions to Ask Your Ex this Valentine's Day

On the most romantic day of the year, why not check in on your ex's burgeoning DJ career?
Monica Heisey
2.11.16
Fashion

Ten Cute Ways to Distract People From the Fact That Your Life Is Falling Apart

Hide your credit card debt in soups and succulents.
Monica Heisey
2.4.16
Culture

Power Moves for Parties: Moving Beyond 'Nice to Meet You'

Parties are terrible. Here's how to make them worse.
Monica Heisey
1.20.16
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