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Sep 1, 2015

Leo, September 2015

A lot will change for you over the next month, Leo: We have two eclipses coming up, plus Mercury will go retrograde. Will you be able to handle it all?

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Scorpio, September 2015

Eclipses are always revealing and course-altering; things are never the same after an eclipse. Two of them are coming up this month—are you ready, Scorpio?

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Libra, September 2015

Your ruling planet, Venus, goes direct this month, providing a much-needed boost in self esteem: Yay! But don't expect everything to pick up all at once—Mercury is going retrograde in your sign soon.

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Gemini, September 2015

A lot will be on your mind this month, and you'll have a lot you'll want to say… and happily, Gemini, you'll be feeling much sharper than you did in August.

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Aquarius, September 2015

This month, communicating effectively and productively will be major. Taking time to yourself is super important, too. It's a lot to balance, but you are the genius of the zodiac, Aquarius, so you'll do just fine.

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Taurus, September 2015

Things haven't been easy lately, with your home life feeling upside down, but that will heal soon. Once again, you'll be able to return to your velvet chaise lounge in your lovely pajamas, enjoying bon bons. I promise.

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Pisces, September 2015

This month will prove that you're not just some psychic, sensitive fish swimming around—you're also a bad bitch who means business, who's capable of doing pretty much anything, no matter what's retrograding or being eclipsed.

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Aries, September 2015

Life after an eclipse is never quite like life before one, and we have two eclipses coming in September. Get ready for some major, deep life changes this month, Aries!

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Virgo, September 2015

Happy birthday, Virgo! I hope you asked for plenty of gifts, because this month is going to be crazy: We have two eclipses, plus Mercury retrograde, coming up.

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Capricorn, September 2015

There's a lot of cosmic action going on this month. Expect a lot of opportunities to move forward in your career—which is a wet dream for you, Capricorn, since you can be ruthless when it comes to success!