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Jul 20, 2015

Scorpio, August 2015

August has plenty of lessons in store for you, mostly focused on how you handle your commitments, what your dreams are for the future, and where you will find support for your vision of your future.

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Sagittarius, August 2015

You're typically thought of as an extrovert, Sag, but you're also the philosopher of the zodiac, and we all know philosophers need their alone time—do you get yours?

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​Capricorn, August 2015

Capricorn, your season is Winter, and your soul is one with the long, dark nights. Here you are, at the height of summer burning like a goth on the beach among the BBQers and the hula hoopers. Let's take a look at what August has in store.

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Aquarius, August 2015

Happy half-birthday, Aquarius! As one of the more social signs of the zodiac, I think a half-birthday party is in order. Perhaps show off your fantastic moves as the Water Bearer at a water park?

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​Pisces, August 2015

Pisces is a Mutable sign, meaning it's the last sign of the season (Winter, in your case). As such, you're itching to move, discover and transcend. August will indeed be a month of transitions for you.

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Aries, August 2015

We think of Fire sign Aries as always being ready for a battle, but the month starts off with you carefully observing the scene rather than jumping into action.

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Taurus, August 2015

While, on one hand, your relationships will feel like they're moving forward (with slow as hell Saturn moving on out of Scorpio), on the other hand, your ruling planet, Venus, will be retrograde for all of August.

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​Gemini, August 2015

Curious, outgoing, and chatty Gemini isn't thought of as being one of the more emotional signs, but we all know it's true: When the Twins get emo, they love to talk it out, and talk it out you will this month.

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Cancer, August 2015

Cancer, the crab, has a tough shell—the perfect armor for Mars, the warrior god, who happens to be in Cancer at the start of August. He certainly perks you up, inspiring you to be assertive and to show off your inner tough guy.