Things That Suck
You Can Eat Brunch in Black Flag's Old Practice Space (If You're Terrible)
It's hard to pinpoint exactly when punk died. Some argue it was the day the Ramones logo was first screenprinted on an overpriced onesie. Others blame the energy drink-ification of the Warped Tour. Regardless, it should come as no surprise that there...
An Open Letter to the Most Factually Incorrect Museum in America
Dear Guinness World Record Museum, I recently visited your Los Angeles location. I was not impressed by what I saw. It's not just that your museum was generally shitty, boring, and broken-down. There was a much larger problem than that. All of your...
Even Lil Wayne Thinks the New Lil Wayne Album Sucks
Lil Wayne's fuck-giving level is at an all-time low.
Fashion Week Sucks Balls
Thanks to my job, I've been going to various fashion weeks for a few years now. Usually, when friends find out I'm going, they start begging for invites and guest-list spots for parties and free goodie bags (or something—I've pretty much stopped...
If Steampunk Is the Future, Please Kill Me Now
The Independent on Sunday says it's "coming into fashion". Haha!